So You Are a System Administrator!?

I am not a Unix System Administrator! I was just searching google for something and came to this. I like the starting part :)

"Any trained monkey can administer a system that is working correctly. Such systems rarely, if ever, need external human, or simian, guidance. The system gets some sort of stimulus or input, makes decisions, takes actions, and most likely emits some sort of product or information"

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